Taken from Jokehaus.com
Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout theentertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow , Scotland, he asked the audience fortotal quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands,once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he saidinto the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from the front of the crowd,pierces the quiet ..............
"Well, foockin stop doin it then!"