Never mind the buzzcocks

When women lie

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.


When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?'


The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and
that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family..


The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.









'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked


The seamstress replied, 'No.'


The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.






'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked.


Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'



The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.








'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked.




The seamstress replied, 'Yes.'



The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.






Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.




When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?'




'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'





The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked?






'Yes,' cried the seamstress.


The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'


The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.









Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.


The moral of this story is:



Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.




Signed,




All Us Women,




Amen

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Amazing actors

I was curious of all the hype of Twilight several months ago, so I rented the movie, then bought it. but then my curiousity took off again, 'cause everyone was talking about Kristen and Rob like wildfire. So I've been trying to find their earlier movies.

Rob in "The Bad Mother's Handbook" was so different in it. It was a good movie and I loved the ending. He was good in Harry Potter, too. :)

Now, on to Kristen Stewart.. What can I say. "Twilight" she kicked butt on, "Into the wild", she was good in, but "The Cake Eaters"? My Goodness, no one else could've done it like she did.
Heard she was a doing a biopic on Joan Jett, love to see that.

Oh, and they both are both good singer/musicians, too.

Watching that last one started me thinking of other good actors, the ones that do movies outside of their normal genre.
Harrison Ford on "Regarding Henry"
Halle Berry in "Gothica"
Sean Connery in "Medicine Man"
Liam Neeson just does a wide range of things. :)
Just saw "Taken" and he was awesome!

I'm sure there are more great actors out there that I've missed, but I can't watch ALL the movies made, but I'm working on it. :)

What I am

I heard the term before, but I'd forgotten it until I heard it this morning. Social anxiety disorder, Yep, that's me, prefer to be with animals than people.

But...that got me thinking......I've always been introverted and after being assualted at 18, Post traumatic stress disorder, didn't help that no one seemed to care, even family.

And having to try to act normal, civilized or whatever....staying in one place because of Russ, I settled into depression.

No, I wont take drugs for any of those, the last drug I took (high blood pressure)had worse side effects then what the drug was supposed to help.

As Russ gets older, I see he's getting to be like me and I don't want him growing up to feel, by other kids, like he's mentally handicapped.
So...why should I try to be like everyone else when he loves the things that I do. I think he'll be fine traveling with me, better education I think,too.
He's like a mini-me. lol

Yes, I know, I'm a broken old stray dog. *snicker*

But, ya know, with all the disease n disorders that the "doctors" make up, all of us are sick, *wry grin*

If you think about it, that best explorers and inventors, etc, would have been drugged up in todays world. "They" don't like people that think outside the box.


Well, that's enough for now, hopefully, my blogs will be more upbeat after I leave here.

Oh, and I'm bummed out that I will miss cattail harvesting with Celeste. wah!! :)